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GAYDAY 2 - back and gayer than ever!

Now, a fakin gay review by a russian retаrd.

I, like many others, quit after you-know-what happened and haven't played the game for a year, pretty much. In fact that was a good riddance, clearing those 25Gb.

What I uninstalled? Well, that was a pile of rubbish on a crappy engine about fake gay-looking guys in two-pieces shooting fake dumb-as-a-log policemen to steal fake money, while real money was being stolen from real people behind those guys. A kind-of-a-game, meant to be serious co-op shooter that turned out to be a bullet-sponge and fаpping to stat numbers simulator. Riddled with sometimes ridiculously priced (disproportional to the content quality, that is) DLCs, anime mods (literally, a faking weapon overhaul by some gay weaboo, having an option to rename every single faking weapon in the game into fake japanese schoolers, fak me for ever daring to mod that addon... And that's the best, most serious and realistic one out there if me, an ArmA III SFC, is using it!). Grind, grind, gring to reset, become a little more of a gay elitist with a gay playing card, kick some people, micspam, install more weaboo sheet and go grind some more. Dodgefаggots and bugged cloakers are included.

Then, at some point in september '15, this lovely contraption became broken. It was more of a spit in the community, that balance breaking or anything, but still, the gaym just died. Died to legitimate death. Should've seen the update notes comment sections filled with literally tens of pages of that fak u ASCII copypasta... Darn.

Butt weight - there's more. I can't really pinpoint when, but some time earlier this year, OVK realised that they are going to starve to death if people stop paying them for DLCs. So they started slowly removing transactions from the game. And, to my great surprise, they actually managed! Buying skins is pretty much irrelevant - there are many ways of getting stat boosts - and skins themselves - for free; safes no longer use drills and reveal their skin right away and that major nerf, forcing people to seek stat boosting skins is undone. Community is reviving and even some truly honored member of it, like seasoned professional modders are gathering again to make badаss things once again.

What do we have now?
A pile of rubbish on a crappy engine about fake gay-looking guys in two-pieces shooting fake dumb-as-a-log policemen to steal fake money, while real money was being stolen from real people behind those guys. A kind-of-a-game, meant to be serious co-op shooter that turned out to be a bullet-sponge and fаpping to stat numbers simulator. Riddled with sometimes ridiculously priced (disproportional to the content quality, that is) DLCs, anime mods (literally, a f:A:king weapon overhaul by some gay weaboo, having an option to rename every single f:A:king weapon in the game into fake japanese schoolers, fak me for ever daring to mod that addon... And that's the best, most serious and realistic one out there if me, an ArmA III SFC, is still using it!). Grind, grind, gring to reset, become a little more of a gay elitist with a gay playing card, kick some people, micspam, install more weaboo sheet and go grind some more. Even more powerful and annoying dodgefаggots and bugged cloakers are still included.

YES.
IT'S back.
And it's same old, same old.
Just look at recent DLCs - Point break. OVK get PAID for advertising a movie. THEY SELL THIS AD FOR MONEY.
Or John Wick's weapons - a bunch of un-usable stuff that sells like cupcakes 'cos it's new and it's John Wick's, weeew! (And that's pulled off by a company, which managed to make John Wick look (and, mostly, sound) gay. Bravo.

Micspamming, cancer inducing community, even more bugged cloakers, even more CTDing and desyncing and A WHOLE NEW DIFFICULTY LEVEL DEDICATED TO BULLET SPONGES are included. Enjoy your stay.

Time to end this, 7 gay faking DLCs out of 10.
2 likes and Cpt. Wolf will kill himself.



P.S.: On a more serious note, if you plan on playing this again, my strong advice is to consider playing friends-only on heavily modded clients. Honetly, check out lastbullet - that place is a temple to badаss, dedicated modders (modding this thing is a pain, trust me), who make triple A quality content. And to weaboo crаp, of course. I even managed to make a semi-realistic tactical shooter out of this thing.