Òû èä¸øü?
- Ïîìîãè, ïîìîãè! Çà ìíîé ãîíèòñÿ ñòîë.
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-Are you going?
- HELP! HELP ME! The table is chasing me.
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And here I am. Sitting behind the table and holding one more notebook.
I met this day dreamer girl three years ago and I still cannot help myself understand how she changes her endless fairytale so fast.
She tells me wonderful stories about the portal and about strange winsome trickster. She tells, that I enter her world through that weird portal. The main rule of the journey: your name should begin on W.
Her pictures are colorful, beautiful and grim at the same time. She shows her maps piece by piece and whispers about characters; they used to know each other. Maybe they even saw each other one life before. But now they stucked in this fairy world. One of them is the girl who is haunted by her sister.. the spider boy, the mad scientist, who can create any kind of mysterious stuff… the child with matches - she is addicted to fire.
Okay. Now about the main part!
This world is aggressive and violent to every protagonist in the game. Everything around wants to kill every character. I am pretty serious. The starvation is not the main option you should afraid. I will repeat it again: you should be afraid of everything but famine, nothing will give up the idea of killing. Nothing but pigs. Of course pigs are the kindest creatures in the world. Who can imagine it? I like the idea of pigs, who can build a friendship with you only because of food. It reminds me someone… but who?
Despite I have been playing this game for 3 years, it still can surprise me!
I think that vegan rabbits deserve few words. If you want some hot feelings you may go to caves(and dont throw away meat from your pockets) find some bunnies and come closer to that little white sleepy ball of fur…
You will be impressed! I promise!
The most thing I like in the game - characters speech. Because their speech is full of sarcastic phrases and references. It makes them more interesting and alive.
The game worth buying. Really. You should try it!
But! Dont forget that your archenemy is your “faithful” and “trusty” companion… His vocabulary usualy consists of the phrases:
RESURRECT ME!
HELP ME!
Give me some food.
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È âîò ÿ ñèæó çà ñòîëîì, äåðæó åùå îäíó òåòðàäü.
Ìîå çíàêîìñòâî ñ ýòîé ôàíòàçåðêîé ïðîèçîøëî åùå òðè ãîäà íàçàä è ÿ äî ñèõ ïîð íå ìîãó ñìèðèòüñÿ ñ òåì, êàê áûñòðî èçìåíÿåòñÿ åå áåñêîíå÷íàÿ èñòîðèÿ.
Îíà ðàññêàçûâàåò ìíå ÷óäíûå ñêàçêè î ïîðòàëå è î ñòðàííîì, íî îáàÿòåëüíûì ôîêóñíèêå. Ãîâîðèò, ÷òî ìîæíî ïðîíèêíóòü â òîò ìèð ñêâîçü ïîðòàë. Ãëàâíîå ïîçàáîòèòüñÿ î òîì, ÷òîáû òâî¸ èìÿ íà÷èíàëîñü íà áóêâó Â.
Ÿ ðèñóíêè êðàñî÷íû, ïðåêðàñíû è çëîâåùè â òî æå âðåìÿ. Îíà îòêðûâàåò êàðòû ïî ÷àñòÿì è øåï÷åò î òîì, êàê îòäàëåííî çíàêîìûå, âîçìîæíî äàæå ïåðåñåêàþùèåñÿ â ïðîøëîé æèçíè, ïåðñîíàæè ïîïàëè â äèêèé ñêàçî÷íûé ìèð. Ñðåäè íèõ åñòü äåâî÷êà îáåðåãàåìàÿ ñâîåé ìåðòâîé ñåñòðîé...ìàëü÷èê, êîòîðîãî â äåòñòâå ñüåë ïàóê... áåçóìíûé ó÷åíûé, êîòîðûé òàê ëåãêî ìîæåò ñîçäàòü òî, î ÷åì íå êàæäûé ïîäóìàåò... ðåáåíîê ñî ñïè÷êàìè - îíà çàâèñèò îò ÿçûêîâ ïëàìåíè.
Ëèðè÷åñêîå âñòóïëåíèå åñòü, à òåïåðü êîðîòêî î ãëàâíîì.
Ìèð æåñòîê è àãðåññèâåí êî âñåì ãåðîÿì. Âñ¸, ÷òî åñòü âîêðóã èçî âñåõ ñèë ïûòàåòñÿ êàæäîãî ïåðñîíàæà. Ãîëîä ýòî ñîâñåì íå òî, ÷åãî íóæíî áîÿòüñÿ. Åùå ðàç ïîâòîðþ: áîÿòüñÿ íóæíî âñåãî îñòàëüíîãî, îíî íå áóäåò ïåðåñòàâàòü ïûòàòüñÿ óáèòü ãåðîÿ/ãåðîåâ. Êðîìå ñâèíåé. Ñâèíüè, êîíå÷íî, ñóùèå îäóâàí÷èêè. Êòî áû ìîã ïîäóìàòü. Âñåãäà óìèëÿëî òî, ÷òî â ýòîì ìèðå ñâèíüè äðóæàò ñ òîáîé òîëüêî èç-çà åäû. Íàïîìèíàåò êîãî-òî...Õì. êîãî æå?
Èãðà ñïîñîáíà óäèâèòü íå ñìîòðÿ íà òî, ÷òî èãðàþ äàëåêî íå ïåðâûé ãîä.
Îòäåëüíîãî àáçàöà çàñëóæèëè è êðîëèêè-âåãàíû: áåçóìíî ìèëûå òâàðè. Õîòèòå îñòðûõ îùóùåíèé? Çàéäèòå â ïåùåðû íàèâíî ïîäîéäÿ ê îäíîìó áåëîìó ñïÿùåìó êîìî÷êó, èìåÿ ìÿñî â èíâåíòàðå - ìàññà ïîëîæèòåëüíûõ ýìîöèé îáåñïå÷åíà.
 èãðå èäåàëüíî ïîäîáðàíû êàæäîãî ïåðñîíàæà - èõ ðå÷ü ÷àñòî ïåñòðèò îòñûëêàìè è çàáàâíûìè ñàðêàñòè÷åñêèìè èçðå÷åíèÿìè, ÷òî äåëàåò èõ áîëåå èíòåðåñíûìè è æèâûìè.
Èãðà ñòîèò òîãî, ÷òîáû êóïèòü åå è çàëèïíóòü íà äîëãîå âðåìÿ.
Êðîìå òîãî, íàäî îòäàòü äîëæíîå KLEI, äîïîëíåíèÿ ê èãðå âûõîäÿò ÷àñòî. Ýòàêèé ÃÈÃÀÍÒÑÊÈÉ (ñìîòðèòå, øóòêà!) áîíóñ.
Ãëàâíîå - íå çàáóäüòå, ÷òî âàø ãëàâíûé ïðîòèâíèê ýòî âàø "âåðíûé" è "íàäåæíûé" íàïàðíèê... ñëîâàðíûé çàïàñ êîòîðîãî ñîñòîèò èç òðåõ ôðàç:
1) âîñêðåñè ìåíÿ!!!!!!!
2) ïîìîãè ìíå!!!
3) äàé ìíå åäû!!!!
