RUS... | Saints Row: The Third

RUS. Íåëüçÿ ïðîñòî òàê âçÿòü è íàïèñàòü ðåöåíçèþ íà Saints Row. Ïóñòü ñêðèíøîòû è ðîëèêè âàì íå îáìàíûâàþò. Åñëè âû âäðóã ðåøèëè, ÷òî Saints Row: The Third ýòî èãðà ãäå òâîðèòñÿ ëþòàÿ äè÷ü è âàêõàíàëèÿ, òî ýòî íå òàê. Òî÷íåå âñ¸ ýòî â èãðå ïðèñóòñòâóåò, íî íå ÿâëÿåòñÿ ñàìîöåëüþ. Íî äàâàéòå ïî ïîðÿäêó.
Ôîðìàëüíî ýòî ýêøåí îò òðåòüåãî ëèöà ñ îòêðûòûì ìèðîì.Ñþæåò èãðû ïîâåñòâóåò î ãðóïïèðîâêå «Ñâÿòûå ñ 3-åé óëèöû», êîòîðûå äîáèëèñü óñïåõà è íåáûâàëîé ïîïóëÿðíîñòè. Òîëïû ôàíàòîâ, ñâîé âèä ýíåðãåòèêà, ëèíèÿ ìàãàçèíîâ îäåæäû è ìàññîâîå óóçíàâàíèå. Íî èç-çà ïðîèñêîâ çëîáíîãî Ñèíäèêàòà èì ïðèõîäèòñÿ ïîêèíóòü ðîäíîé ãîðîä è íà÷èíàòü âñ¸ ñ íóëÿ â ãîðîäêå Ñòèëëïîðò. Ïðèìå÷àòåëüíî, ÷òî âû èãðàåòå íå ðÿäîâîé «øåñò¸ðêîé», à çà áîññà. Äëÿ âàñ íå ñóùåñòâóåò ïðåãðàä, âàøå ñëîâî - çàêîí, è âû ñàìûé êðóòîé ïàðåíü/äåâóøêà íà ðàéîíå. Óïîìèíàíèå ðàçíûõ ïîëîâ çäåñü íå ñëó÷àéíî.  èãðå ïðèñóòñòâóåò ñóïåðñêàÿ êàñòîìèçàöèÿ ïåðñîíàæà. Âû ìîæåòå äåòàëüíî âîññîçäàòü ñåáÿ â èãðå, ñäåëàòü êðóòîãî íàäèðàòåëÿ çàäíèö íå õóæå ×àê Íîððèñà èëè ñìàñòåðèòü äèêîãî ôðèêà-êëîóíà ñ ãîëîâîé ïàíäû.  èãðå òàêæå ïðåäñòàâëåíî äèêîå êîëè÷åñòâî îäåæäû, òàòóèðîâîê è äàæå êëèíèê ïëàñòè÷åñêîé õèðóðãèè.
Êñòàòè ïåðñîíàæà òàêæå ìîæíî óëó÷øàòü. Åñëè â íà÷àëå èãðû âû ñ òðóäîì ìîæåòå ñðàæàòüñÿ ñ ïðîòèâíèêàìè, òî ïîñëå ñóùåñòâåííîé ïðîêà÷êè ñòàíîâèòåñü àíàëîãîì òåðìèíàòîðà, íå ÷óâñòâóÿ óñòàëîñòè, íå ãîðÿ â îãíå, íå ïîëó÷àÿ óðîíà ïðè ïàäåíèè ñ âûñîòû íåáîñêð¸áà è ðàçðûâàÿ âðàãîâ íà êðîâàâûå îøì¸òêè, êîòîðûå îãðàíè÷åííî ïðèñóòñòâóþò â èãðå. Êñòàòè òàêæå çäåñü åñòü, íåöåíçóðíàÿ áðàíü, òåìà íàðêîòèêîâ, ïîøëûå øóòêè, ôðèâîëüíûå äåâóøêè è ìíîãî âçðûâîâ. Íåñîâåðøåííîëåòíèì è îñîáî âïå÷àòëèòåëüíûì îñîáàì èãðàòü íå ðåêîìåíäóåòñÿ.
Ïðîêà÷êå è êàñòîìèçàöèè òàêæå ïîäëåæàò òðàíñïîðòíûå ñðåäñòâà. Àïãðåéòèðîâàòü ìîæíî è îðóæèå âìåñòå ñ äîìàìè-óáåæèùàìè. Ïîâåðüòå, áàññåéí, áèëüÿðä è ñåêñóàëüíûå òàíöîâùèöû â âàøåì ïåðñîíàëüíîì ïåíòõàóñå îòëè÷íî èãðàþò íà ÷óâñòâå ýãî è ðàáîòàåò íà àòìîñôåðó.
 èãðå îòëè÷íûé ñþæåò, çà êîòîðûì äåéñòâèòåëüíî èíòåðåñíî ñëåäèòü. Íå â ïîñëåäíþþ î÷åðåäü áëàãîäàðÿ çàñòàâêàì ïîëíûì êèíåìàòîãðàôè÷íîé êðóòîñòè è ïàðîäèéíîãî ïàôîñà. Êñòàòè àáñîëþòíî âñå çàñòàâêè èäóò íà èãðîâîì äâèæêå, ÷òî ïîëîæèòåëüíî ñêàçûâàåòñÿ íà àòìîñôåðå, òàê êàê ñîçäàííûé âàìè ïåðñîíàæ ïðèíèìàåò àêòèâíîå ó÷àñòèå â ñþæåòå, â êîòîðîì êñòàòè ïðèñóòñòâóåò äàæå íåêîòîðàÿ íåëèíåéíîñòü. Ïåðñîíàæè ñïëîøü ÿðêèå è õàðèçìàòè÷íûå ëè÷íîñòè. Àãðåññèâíàÿ Øàíäè, îïòèìèñòè÷íûé Ïèðñ, ñåðü¸çíûé Îëåã - ñïèñîê ìîæíî ïðîäîëæàòü áåñêîíå÷íî.
Ñ àòìîñôåðîé ó Saints Row òîæå âñ¸ îòëè÷íî. Èãðà ïðåäñòàâëÿåòñÿ ñîáîé êîíöåíòðèðîâàííóþ ïàðîäèþ íà âñ¸ è ñðàçó. Çâ¸çäíûå âîéíû, çîìáè-àïîêàëèïñèñ, âèðòóàëüíàÿ ðåàëüíîñòü, ñóïåðãåðîè è ðåòðî-ôàíòàñòèêà è ìíîãîå äðóãîå.
Òàêæå â èãðå ïîëíî è ñâîåãî áåçóìèÿ. Ãäå åù¸ âàì äàäóò ìàõàòü áèòîé â âèäå ôèîëåòîâîãî äèëäî? Èëè ñáåæàòü èç áîðäåëÿ ãîëûøîì, ïîáûòü ñåêñ êóêëîé, ïîó÷àñòâîâàòü â íàñòîÿùåì ðåñòëåðñêîì òóðíèðå è ïîïàñòü â âèðòóàëüíóþ ðåàëüíîñòü, â êîòîðîé ÷òî-òî ïîøëî íå òàê. Òóò äàæå ïðåäìåòû äëÿ ñáîðà ïðåäñòàâëåíû ñåêñ êóêëàìè, çàëåæàìè íàëè÷êè è âîëøåáíîãî ïîðîøêà.
×åãî òîëüêî ñòîèò æåñòîêîå ðåàëèòè øîó ïðîôåññîðà Ãåíêè, ãäå ñðåäè ïðî÷åãî íàäî áåãàòü çà ëþäüìè ñ áåíçîïèëîé è ïîäæèãàòü ïðîõîæèõ èç îãíåì¸òà, óñòàíîâëåííîìó íà àâòîìîáèëå. Ñðåäè îðóæèÿ åñòü ðóæü¸ íàòðàâëÿþùèå íà âðàãîâ æèâûõ àêóë è ìåòàòåëü ìîëëþñêîâ-ïàðàçèòîâ, çîìáèðóþùèõ ëþäåé.
Íà ôîíå âñåãî ýòîãî âîçìîæíîñòüþ ïîêóïêè íåäâèæèìîñòè è ãðàáåæà ìàãàçèíîâ óæå äàæå íå óäèâèøü. À åù¸ òóò åñòü íåïëîõèå ìåëîäèè îò ðýïà è õèï-õîïà äî ìåòàëà è êëàññè÷åñêîé ìóçûêè. Êñòàòè, âñ¸ ýòî ìîæíî ïðîõîäèòü â êîîïåðàòèâå! Ó÷àñòâîâàòü â çàâàðóøêàõ âìåñòå ñ íàïàðíèêîì âåñåëåå âäâîéíå, ê òîìó æå êàæäîìó ïîêàçûâàåòñÿ çàñòàâêà èìåííî ñî ñâîèì ïåðñîíàæåì.
Ó èãðû ÿ íàø¸ë ëèøü ïàðó ìèíóñîâ: 1) ðàçëè÷íûå DLC âíîñÿò äèñáàëàíñ â èãðó.  ðåçóëüòàòå ñ ñàìîãî íà÷àëà âû ìîæåòå ïîëüçîâàòüñÿ êðóòûì îðóæèåì, ãîíÿòü íà òàíêå è ëåòàòü íà ðåàêòèâíûõ ñàìîë¸òàõ, õîòÿ ïî ñþæåòó âû äîëæíû áûëè ïîëó÷èòü ýòè íèøòÿêè áëèæå â çàâåðøåíèþ èãðû. 2) Êîîïåðàòèâ ìîæåò ðàáîòàòü íåñòàáèëüíî. Âîçìîæíû ïðîáëåìû ñ ïîäêëþ÷åíèåì ê íàïàðíèêó è "âûëåòû" èç ñåòåâîé èãðû.
 èòîãå Saints Row: The Third ýòî îòëè÷íàÿ èãðà-ïàðîäèÿ ñ âåñ¸ëûì áåçóìèåì. Íà÷àâ êàê GTA-êëîí, ñåðèÿ î ïðèêëþ÷åíèÿõ Ñâÿòûõ ñ 3-åé óëèöû ê ñâîåé òðåòåé ÷àñòè îêîí÷àòåëüíî ñôîðìèðîâàëàñü êàê ñàìîñòîÿòåëüíàÿ «ïåñî÷íèöà». È ýòî íåñêàçàííî ðàäóåò.
Îäíîçíà÷íî ðåêîìåíäóþ èãðó ê ïðèîáðåòåíèþ!
ENG. Making review of Saints Row: The Third is hard. Don't let screenshots and videos fool you. If you decided that Saints Row: The Third is a game about madness and dicking around, thab you wrong. Yeah, that game has all that but so much more, but first things first.
Formally, this is a 3rd-person action with the open world.The plot of the game tells about gang «Saints from the 3rd street», which achieved success and unprecedented popularity. Crowds of fans, a kind of energy drink, a line of clothing stores and a mass outreach. But thanks to evil Syndicate, they have to leave their hometown and start everything from scratch in Stillport. The boos of the gang — is u. Your word is the law, and you are the coolest guy/girl in the district. The game has a super character customization. You can recreate yourself in details, make a tough kickass better than Chuck Norris or make a wild freak with a panda head. The game also features a wild amount of clothing, tattoos and even plastic surgery clinics.
By the way the character can also be improved . If at the beginning of the game you can hardly fight after a substantial pumping you become an analogue of the terminator, without feeling fatigued, burning in the fire, getting no damage from falling from the height of the skyscraper and tearing the enemies at the bloody scraps that are limitedly present in the game. Game contain bad language, drugs theme, trivial jokes, frivolous girls and many explosions. Juveniles and particularly impressionable people should not be played.
Vehicles can be customized too. Weapons and shelters can be upgraded. The pool, billiards and sexy dancers in your personal penthouse works well on the ego and help on the atmosphere.
Game has great story, which is really interesting to watch. Not least thanks to cinematic cutscenes full of badass and parody. By the way, absolutely all the cutscenes works on game engine, which positively affects the atmosphere, cause uses your created character. Others are all bright and charismatic personalities.
The game is a concentrated parody of everything: Star Wars, zombie apocalypse, Tron, superheroes and retro-fiction and much more.
Also there is a lot of wacky madness. Where else you can hit with bat in the form of a purple??????? Or run away from the brothel naked, be a sex doll, participate in a real wrestling tournament and get into a virtual reality? Damn, even collectiibles are sex dolls, cash and magic powder.
What about Professor Genki show, where, among other things, you should run after people with a chainsaw and set pedestrians on fire from your car. You can shoot sharkgun and mollusk Launcher. Buying real estate and robbing shops is not even surprising. And then there are good melodies from rap and hip-hop to metal and classic music. By the way, the game has coop! Playing with partner doubles the fun.
I found 2 cons: 1) the various DLC imbalance in the game. 2) The coop can be unstable.
In the end Saints Row: The Third is a great parody game with funny craziness. Starting as a GTA-clone, the series about the adventures of the Saints from 3rd Street to its third part was finally formed as an independent «sandbox». And this is incredibly pleasing.
Definitely recommend to purchase this game!˜˜˜˜˜˜˜ dle 10.6˜˜˜˜˜˜ ˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜
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