Êàê ñòàòü òîï 1 ëàääåðà?

Åñëè-áû-ÿ-åõàë-â-ìàøèíå-òî-ÿ-áû-íå-åõàë-â-ìàøèíå,-íî-çà÷åì-ÿ-åõàë-â-ìàøèíå-â-ìàøèíå,-íå-çíàþ,-òàê-æå-ó-ìåíÿ-â-áàãàæíèêå-áûëà-åù¸-ìàøèíà-è-òàì-ìàøèíà--ìàøèíå,-è-òàì-áûë-êàëàøíèêîâ-è-âîäà,-è-îíè-êðè÷àëè-ÌÀØÈÍÀ-Â-ÌÀØÈÍÅ!-ÌÛ-ÝÌÈÃÐÀÍÒÛ??????????-è-ìàøèíà-â-ìàøèíå-åõàëà,-âñå-òàê-æå-åõàëà-ìàøèíà-â-ìàøèíå,-à-ïîòîì-ìàøèíà-ïåðåâåðíóëàñü-è-õëîï-õëîï-è-ìàøèíà-ñíîâà-íà-äîðîãå-è-ñíîâà-âîäêà-è-êàëàø-è-ñíîâà-âîäà-è-ìàøèíà-è-ñíîâà-â-ìàøèíå-â-ìàøèíå,-è-ñíîâà-ìàøèíà-åäèò,-à-çà÷åì-åäèò?-à-ïðîñòî-æå-ìàøèíà,-à-ïî÷åìó-ìàøèíà?-ïîòîìó-÷òî-ìàøèíà,-è-åõàëà-ìàøèíà-65-ëåò,-è-åõàëà-ìàøèíà-â-ìàøèíå-ìàøèíîé,--è-òàêàÿ-ìàøèíà,-çà÷åì-ÿ-åäó-ìàøèíà?-à-òû-æå-ìàøèíà-â-ìàøèíå-òåáå-íàäî-ìàøèíà,-è-åõàëà-ìàøèíà-â-ìàøèíå-â-ìàøèíèñêîì-äîëãî-äîëãî,-è-ïðèáûëà-îíà-â-óêðàèíó-è-âçîðâàëè-å¸-??????????,-è-ñòàíöåâàëè.
Íî ÿ òóò ïîäóìàë, ÷òî ÿ ïîäóìàë ÷òî ÿ êîãäà òî äóìàë, è ñåé÷àñ ÿ äóìàþ, íî òîëüêî íå â ïðîøëîì
è-ïîñëå-ÿ-äóìàë,-íî-ïîòîì-ïîäóìàë,-è-íå-äóìàë-ìíîãîå-âðåìÿ,-äóìàë-î-ïðîøëîì-ïîäóìûâàë-î-ñåáå,-ïîäóìàë-è-åù¸-ðàç-ïîäóìàë,-íî-ïîòîì-äóìàòü-íå-çíàþ-î-÷åì-äóìàòü,-äóìàë-î-äóìàòü-íå-çíàþ-íî-äóìàë-à-çà÷åì-à-äóìàë-íî-ïî÷åìó-à-ïîòîìó-÷òî-äóìàë,-äóìàë-äóìàë,-à-âîò-ïîäóìàë-÷òî-íå-äóìàë,-è-âñå-òàê-æå-äóìàë-è-äóìàë,-íî-îêàçàëîñü-÷òî-ÿ-ïëîõî-äóìàë-è-ñòàë-òùàòåëüíå-äóìàòü-è-äóìàòü,-è-óæå-3-ãîäà-äóìàþ-è-äóìàþ,-à-çà÷åì-à-ïðîñòî-äóìàþ-äóìàþ,-õî÷ó-è-äóìàþ,-íî-äóìàòü-íå-î÷åì,-è-ïðèäóìàë,-áóäó-äóìàòü-î-äóìàòü,-è-ïîòîì-äóìàòü-ïåðåñòàë-è-òàê-óïàë-çàõëåáûâàÿñü-â-ïåíå.
È åñëè áû òðîìâàé ïåðååõàë âàøó ìàìó òî âû áû íå áûëè äîòåðîì.
Âñåì ñïàñèáî, óäà÷íîé ãåé îðã.... òî÷íåå, èãðû.
Ñèíèé êèò êàê çåëåíûé ñëîíèê, ïåðäîëåò êàê ïóëåìåò à îñû áðîäèëè â ñîðîêîâûõ à ñîðîêè íå ìîãëè ïðîòèâîñòîÿòü ìàëûøåâîé, êàê áû íå ñòàðàëñÿ óêðàèíåö ñàìîóáèòüñÿ, îí çíàë ÷òî ïîñëåäíèé àâòîáóñ óåõàë, âåðû íåò à êàê æå ïëàêàëè ìóçûêàíòû ÷òî îäèí èç íèõ óáåæàë çà ïðèëàâîê è âçÿë çàëîæíèêà
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