Russian Cars (Google Translate)

Êàê êóïèòü àâòîìîáèëü

Ñíà÷àëà âàì íóæåí êîøåëåê, âû ìîæåòå íàéòè åãî íà äâîðå
Òîãäà âàì íóæíû äåíüãè, âû ìîæåòå ïîëó÷èòü èõ íà áåíçîêîëîíêå èëè ó öåëè
È, íàêîíåö, äëÿ çàáàâíîé ÷àñòè, òåïåðü âû ìîæåòå õîäèòü â äåøåâûé ìàãàçèí àâòîìîáèëåé. Íàéäèòå õîðîøèé äåøåâûé ôóðãîí äëÿ ìåíåå ÷åì òðåõ Grand

Âîæäåíèå â ìîðå

Ñíà÷àëà íàì íóæíî îòïðàâèòüñÿ òóäà â íàøó ïîåçäêó. Ïîæàëóéñòà, ïîñòàðàéòåñü áûòü ëåãêèìè íà âîäêå Íå ïîðàæàéòå íè÷åãî, êàê ìåäâåäè è äåðåâüÿ, ïûòàéòåñü íàïàñòü íà ýòèõ îëåíåé È êîãäà âû ïîëó÷èòå òàì, ãäå âàì íóæíî ãîâîðèòü, àíãëèéñêèå àìåðèêàíöû âñå âðåìÿ òðåçâû, ïîýòîìó ñòàðàéòåñü íå ïèòü âîäêó Ïîêà âû åäåòå íà ìèêðîàâòîáóñå ß íå áóäó íàáèðàòü òåêñò íà àíãëèéñêîì ÿçûêå ñ
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