He is also a medic and he does poetry!
Excerpts:
(BLUE FACE (B) = Young nice adult voice.
RED FACE (R) = Gone insane with rage/ Psycho voice )
B - “Hello my name is E.M.E.T. I will be brave”
R - “I'LL SHOVE THIS FUCÊING MISSILE UP ITS ÀSS AND BLOW ITS FUCÊING BALLS OFF!”
B - “Hello! My name is E.M.E.T. I am an Emergency Medical Evacuation Technician.”
R - ... “YOU SHUT YOUR GOB YOU TWÀT!”
... “I'LL HAVE YOUR FUCÊING GUTS FOR GARTERS!”
... “YOU'RE SO UGLY THE MONSTERS'LL SHIÒ THEMSELVES WHEN THEY GET A LOOK AT YOU!”
B - “Markov! He is strong and brave. He will kill the monster!”
R - ... “I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU! I'LL DRINK THE MONSTER'S BLOOD AND ÐISS ON ITS GRAVE!”
- “Emet, what model of war drone, exactly, did Jack stick in there?”
B - “I do not know, Mr. Parnell.”
R - “ÐISS FIRE! SHIÒ THUNDER!”...
B - “I am sorry!”
B - “I am not crazy, Mr. Hallsey.” (voice glitch)
R - “I'M A DEATH MACHINE MADE OF HATE AND FUCÊ!”
B - ... “Sometimes my reason core goes dark and when it comes back on, people look surprised at me.”
- “Well, nobody's perfect. I'm sure it'll... uh, all work out. In the end.”
R - “I AM THE END! I AM DEATH!”
B - “I am also here to help! I will heal you in combat!”
R - “I'LL RIP YOUR DICÊ OFF AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT!”
- ... “I'm far more sophisticated than you.”
B - “You cannot heal people”.
- “No, but I am a Mind. You're only a Vok-class search and rescue drone”.
R - “I'LL RIP YOUR RIVETS OUT AND MELT YOU INTO SLAG!”
B - “I see it! It's inside the dome!”
R - “NOW WE FUCÊ IT!”
B - “Hello Mr. Crow! I am an experienced field medic, I will not let you down.”
R - “WE'LL NUKE THE MONSTER TILL IT GLOWS AND THEN WE'LL FUCÊ IT IN THE DARK!
I'M THE GODDÀMNED APOCALYPSE! I'M RAGNAROK SHOVED UP ARMAGEDDON'S ÀSS!”
B - “I am reliable!”
R - “I'LL CRAWL UP THE MONSTER'S ÀSS AND BLOW MYSELF UP!”
- “Emet, how's your demon-core working?”
R - “I WILL RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ÀSS!”
- “Wow! It's working GREAT! Awesome. Missiles all hooked up?”
R - “I GOT HELLFIRE MISSILES AND THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR MOM! GONNA FUCÊ HER UP!”
- “Are you taking good care of Jack?''
B - “I protect him!”
- “Good. I feel better knowing you're looking out for him.”
R - “Kill! KIILLL! DEEAAAATTTHHHH!”
- “And... I am happy you can fight when the need arises.”
R - “WHERE'S THE FUCÊING MONSTER? LEMME OUTTA THIS BOX! I'LL SHIÒ DOWN ITS NECK!”
B - “Hello my name is EMET, I am ready to help my teammates.”
R - “I WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND WEAR IT LIKE A HAT!”
B - “I am glad I get to help people.”
R - “I AM THE END. I AM DEATH!”
B - “I am ready to help my teammates!”
-“Aww, you're such an awesome med-drone.”
R - “I AM THE DEATH OF ALL THAT LIVES!”
R - “MONSTER! SUCK ON THIS! IT'S MY DICÊ, AND I'M GONNA PUT IT IN YOUR ÀSSHOLE!”
B - “Bucket is my friend”. (Revives Bucket)
R - “YOU'RE A USELESS BUCKET FULL OF SHIÒ!”?
B - “Look! Birds! I wish i could fly.”
R - “YOU HAVE A JETPACK YOU RÅTARDED FUCÊ!”
R - “BEHEMOTH! SUCK ON THIS, YOU GIANT TESTICLE WART!”
