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I don't know where to start with... | Unturned

I don't know where to start with this review. Unturned has to be one of the best games i have ever played. It is up in the leagues with Dead Bits, Swipe Cart, and Adventures of Shuggy. This games gets straight into the immersive combat as soon as you enter the campaign. IGN estimated that the campaign of this game would take fourteen days to complete if you played it non-stop. The campaign starts you at as a simple man who wakes up after having a bit too many drinks. You wake up and find that all of your friends overdosed on cocaine and that the whole world has been infected with a neuro-worm virus that turns everybody into socialist zombies. When you start fighting zombies it is amazing. You can shoot off (or chop off) any limbs of the zombie and they will still keep on fighting. This is some stuff above Dark Souls because the zombies don't die until you lead them into water and drown the fire resistant neuro-worm that is infecting everyone. The main campaign of the story is stopping their leader (Bernie Sanders) and his main superviser (Sergeant Scruffy) from releasing the worm into the Romulan Neutro Zone. Half way through the story you will run into Captain James Tiberious Kirk. He is a main character in the story. This is where the game gets incredibly interesting. After meeting him, you can chose at any time what character you play as. This game takes up the many challenges of overcoming Lego Star Wars and they even took some of their ideas and gave them a little unique twist. The zombies that you kill drop pashes of flesh that you can exchange for currency to some creepy guy who lives inside of a RV. This man sells plants to you that you can throw at zombies and they do different things. I am quiet angry at Plants vs. Zombies because they stole this concept and it is incredibly annoying. J'adore Unturned. This game is so amazing that it helped me learn German, French, and English. I was just like Hellen Keller, but I played this game and everything changed. I magically got my eyesight back because the gods decided that I needed to see this masterpiece. I got my hearing back because the soundtrack's bass was so kickin that it re-pressurized my eardrums and gave me my hearing back. Enough about that though, It's time to talk about the other great features of this game. The character customization is the most satisfying thing in the universe. You can change your character to any race in Star Wars, Star Trek, Futurama, and the both DC and Marvel Universes. After chosing what race you want to be, you can chose any hairstyle in the the universe. There are over 1738 million different hair creating you can have. After that you can chose from any time period's clothing (including the future's). You can change the skin color to every single color in the universe. You can even unlock the ability to see new colors because of this game. You can be a Duck-Billed Platypus and see colors that normal humans can't comprehend in their heads. After playing this game you will start using 11% of you brain and you will be able to see Gamma Rays, Ultra-violet rays, and radio waves without a machine! This is some next level stuff. The multiplayer of this game is incredibly immersive. You can take cover behind pop cans and have full cover! It takes more skill than playing Counter-Strike: Global offensive with the highest rank. Their are a variety of weapons to chose from. If you were to create your character and chose his/her/it's starting weapon, there would be over 812 dodecadillion combinations that you can make. After Valve saw the gameplay of this, they withdrawed their rights to steam and gave it to the makers of this game. Valve gave the rights of their Half-Life Franchise because they felt like this company could do a better job than themselves. I showed this to all of my family members and they played it on the computer, console, and virtual reality headsets. They were amazed. My father was so wowed that he left to get a pack of cigarettes and he didn't come back. My mother was suprised so such a point that she went into labor with a child of the universe. My older brother was amazed enough to quit his job and be a no-life and never stop playing this game. My little brother's head exploded with excitement when he saw how immersive this was. My cat emploded and my grandpa was the most chill about it. Everyone else left after a few thousand hours of playing the game, but grandpa was in the army, and he's not bothered very much, so he decided to stay with Harley, who's just a dumb cat anyway. I can not wait until they come out with the sequel. It was announced just a few days ago that it would be released in 2012 and it would cause the world to end. This game also redefined the English alphabet. It added the new letters жив?те, есть, and ща. Overall, I would rate this game 121243 neutons/ 19 Dinksters.скачать dle 10.6фильмы бесплатно