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RussianÂû âïåðâûå èãðàåòå â Ñåðèþ Counter-Strike? Ðåøèëè íà÷àòü ñ CS:GO?
Âîò âàì Ýíöèêëîïåäèÿ íåêèõ òåðìèíîâ, êîòîðûå âû â áóäóùåì áóäåòå ñëûøàòü â èãðå.

Ïàá, ïàáëèê - ìåñòî, ãäå íóá ñî Ñêèíîì çà Ïÿòü òûñÿ÷ â óâàæåíèè, â îòëè÷èè îò Ïðî èãðîêîâ ñî Ñòîêîâûìè ïóøêàìè
ÌÌ - Ìåñòî, ãäå âû äî ïîñèíåíèÿ áóäåòå âûïëåñêèâàòü èç ñåáÿ âñþ âîäó â âèäå ïîòà áîÿ äî äâàäöàòîãî. Ïîñëå ýòîãî èãðà ïåðåõîäèò â ñòèëü "Äà ïîøëî îíî âñå íà..."
Ïîëÿêè - Çíàìåíèòûå îáèòàòåëè ÌÌ, ñóùåñòâà êîòîðûå íåäîâîëüíû ÀÁÑÎËÞÒÍÎ âñåì, ÷òî áû âû íå ñäåëàëè. ×òî óãîäíî. Äàæå åñëè âû çàòàùèëè ñ 1 õï ïðîòèâ ïÿòåðûõ ñ îäíèì ëèøü ïèñòîëåòîì. Ãëàâíîå - íè ñëîâó ïî Ðóññêè.
Ðóññêèå - Çíàìåíèòûå îáèòàòåëè ÌÌ è ïàáëèêîâ, ìàòîì çàñîðÿþò ÷àò. Åñëè âàì âäðóã ïîíàäîáèòñÿ èíôîðìàöèÿ îò ñâîåãî Ðóññêîãî ñîþçíèêà èç Ðàíäîìà, âû óñëûøèòå ÷òî-òî âðîäå "Ãäå-òî òàì ïðîáåãàë", "Âîò òàì âðîäå áûë" è "Êàæèñü âîò òóò". Ïîñëå ðàçâîðîòà íà ñâîè 180 ãðàäóñîâ è ÷åêà íåêîòîðûõ ïîçèöèé, âðàã îêàçàëñÿ ñçàäè.
Êåéñû - Ýòî ÿùèêè Ãàáåíà. Âû âñîâûâàåòå òóäà 120 ðóáëåé (1.5 $) è âûíèìàåòå â áóêâàëüíîì ñìûñëå ñëîâà êîïåéêè.
Ñêèíû - Ðàñêðàñêè îðóæèÿ, êîòîðûå îïðåäåëÿþò ñêèëë èãðîêà.
Àâàïà, Àâýïý, ÝÉÂÈÏÈ - Åñëè âû äóìàåòå, ÷òî ëó÷øåå ó÷åíèå - ýòî â áîþ, òî âûêèíüòå ýòó ôðàçó èç ãîëîâû è íèêîãäà íå áåãàéòå ñ ýòîé ñíàéïåðñêîé âèíòîâêîé, êîòîðàÿ ñóäÿ ïî ïåðåäâèæåíèþ â ïðèöåëå âåñèò Êèëî òàê 50, åñëè íå áîëüøå.
Ýìêà - Îðóæèå ó Êîíòð-Òåððîðèñòîâ, êîòîðîå ïðåäïî÷èòàþò âñåãäà áðàòü Òåððîðèñòû êàê òðîôåé
Êàëàø - Îðóæèå ó Òåððîðèñòîâ, êîòîðîå ïðåäïî÷èòàþò âñåãäà áðàòü Êîíòð-Òåððîðèñòû êàê òðîôåé

Îáùåå âïå÷àòëåíèå îá èãðåÑðàâíåíèå ñ Ïðîøëûìè Ñåðèÿìè : ß, êàê îêîëî 60-70% Êîììüþíèòè Êîíòðû èãðàþ â íåå ñ 1.6. ×åì îíà îòëè÷àåòñÿ îò GO?
-Ñòðåëüáà áîëåå ðàíäîìíåå, ÷åì â 1.6. Âû áóäåòå äóìàòü, ÷òî íà íåáå ëþáîé êàðòû âèñèò ìàãíèò, êîòîðûé ïðèòÿãèâàåò ïóëè. Íà ñàìîì äåëå ýòî íå òàê. ß ïðîâåðÿë. Ñòðàííî, äà?
-Ôèçèêà ãðàíàò. Íåñìîòðÿ íà òî, ÷òî ðåàëüíûå ãðàíàòû âåñÿò îêîëî êèëî-ïîëîâèíó, çäåñü æå îíè îòëåòàþò ñëîâíî ôåêàëèè îá ïëèòêó Òóàëåòà. Áóäüòå îñòîðîæíû ñ àëüòåðíàòèâíûì îãíåì ïðè âûáîðå ãðàíàò.
-Ôèçèêà â îáùåì ïëàíå. Åñëè âû âäðóã óâèäèòå êàê òåððîðèñòà ïîñëå ñìåðòè ïåðåêðóòèëî òàê, êàê áóäòî ó íåãî íåò ïîçâîíî÷íèêà âîâñå - íå óäèâëÿéòåñü. Ìîäèôèöèðîâàííûé äâèæîê ïîçâîëÿåò çàïå÷àòëåòü ëó÷øèå ìîìåíòû Áðåéê-Äàíñà òðóïîâ. Íå âåðèòå? Êîììüþíèòè ÃÎ - Ñêðèíøîòû.
-Ãðàôèêà. Åñëè âû äóìàåòå, ÷òî âàøà äåâóøêà ìíîãîãî îò âàñ ïðîñèò (Åñëè òàêîâàÿ ó âàñ âîîáùå åñòü, è âû çíàåòå ÷òî òàêîå ÷åëîâåê æåíñêîãî ïîëà), òî âû îøèáàåòåñü. Ýòà èãðà ñîæðåò àáñîëþòíî âñþ âàøó îïåðàòèâíóþ ïàìÿòü è áóäåò âûäàâàòü õèëåíüêèå 100 ôïñ, åñëè ó âàñ ÎÇÓ ìåíüøå äâóõ ãèãîâ. Ñëàéäøîó ïðè ñòðåëüáå îáåñïå÷åíî.
-Îðóæèå. Åñòü íîâîå. Ãîâîðèòü î íåì ïðèäåòñÿ ìíîãî. Êóïèòå - ñàìè óâèäèòå.

Ïîñëå ñòîëü äîëãîãî íàïèñàíèÿ íèêîìó íå íóæíîé îöåíêè, íà êîòîðóþ ïîñìîòðÿò ðàçâå ÷òî ÷åëîâåêà äâà-òðè îò ñèëû ÿ õî÷ó çàâåðøèòü ñâîþ ðåöåíçèþ îáùèì âûâîäîì.
Èãðà î÷åíü õîðîøàÿ. Åñëè ïðèíîðîâèòüñÿ ïîñëå ÷àñîâ òàê 100, òî âû ïîéìåòå â ÷åì åå ôèøêà. Íî èãðà ê ñîæàëåíèþ áåñïîùàäíà ê íîâè÷êàì. Åñëè âû äåéñòâèòåëüíî íå õîòèòå ïîïàäàòüñÿ ê èãðîêàì, êîòîðûå ñ÷èòàþò ÷òî äóëî âàøåãî ïèñòîëåòà ñúåäîáíî è êóñàþò åãî, êîãäà âû ïðèíèìàåòå ðàø ïëàíòà âìåñòå, òî âû äîëæíû òðåíèðîâàòü ðåàêöèþ, ñòðåëüáó, ðàñêèäêè è òàêòèêó â öåëîì. È çàïîìíèòå - íèêîãäà íå óíûâàéòå. Ýòà èãðà ñîæðåò âàøè íåðâû, òàê æå êàê è ìîè. Ãëàâíîå - íå óíûâàòü. Êîãäà-íèáóäü âû ñòàíåòå òàêèì æå, êàê è ïðîôåññèîíàëüíûå èãðîêè. Ãëàâíîå - òåðïåíèå.
English
You are playing for the first time in the Counter-Strike series? We decided to start with CS: GO?
Here's Encyclopedia of some terms that you'll hear in the game in the future.

Pub, public - a place where a noob with skins for five thousand in respect, in contrast to the Pro players with guns Stock
MM - The place where you're blue in the face to throw out of all the water in the form of sweat fight until the twentieth. After this game passes in style "???? it all to ..."
Poles - Famous inhabitants MM beings who are dissatisfied with absolutely everything that you did not. Anything. Even if you dragged a 1 xn against five with only one gun. The main thing - a word of English.
Russian - Famous inhabitants of MM and Public, litter mat chat. If you suddenly need information from his Russian ally of randomness, you'll hear something like "Somewhere ran", "Oh, there was a sort of" and "Seems here." After turning on its 180 degrees and check some of the positions the enemy was behind.
Case - This Gabin boxes. You stuck to 120 rubles ($ 1.5) and take out literally pennies.
Skins - Coloring weapons, which define the skill of the player.
Avapa, Avepe, EYVIPI - If you think that the best teaching - a battle, then throw that phrase out of my head and never run with this sniper rifle, which judging by the movement in the sight weighs 50 Kilo as, if not more.
Emka - Weapons from Counter-terrorists who prefer always to take the terrorists as a trophy
Kalash - Weapons from the terrorists who prefer always to take the counter-terrorists as a trophy˜˜˜˜˜˜˜ dle 10.6˜˜˜˜˜˜ ˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜