London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.
Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair lady.
Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair lady.
Build it up with bricks and mortar,
Bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar,
Build it up with bricks and mortar,
My fair lady.
Bricks and mortar will not stay,
Will not stay, will not stay,
Bricks and mortar will not stay,
My fair lady.
Build it up with iron and steel,
Iron and steel, iron and steel,
Build it up with iron and steel,
My fair lady.
Iron and steel will bend and bow,
Bend and bow, bend and bow,
Iron and steel will bend and bow,
My fair lady.
Build it up with silver and gold,
Silver and gold, silver and gold,
Build it up with silver and gold,
My fair lady.
Silver and gold will be stolen away,
Stolen away, stolen away,
Silver and gold will be stolen away,
My fair lady.
Set a man to watch all night,
Watch all night, watch all night,
Set a man to watch all night,
My fair lady.
Suppose the man should fall asleep,
Fall asleep, fall asleep,
Suppose the man should fall asleep?
My fair lady.
Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
Smoke all night, smoke all night,
Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
My fair lady.
Òåïåðü òû òîæå â ìîåé êîìàíäå!
Ïîäè ëó÷øàÿ èãðà ñåðèÿ. Äàæå êàíîíè÷íûé Ýöèî íåìíîæêî óò¸ðñÿ. Òðîëëèíã Àáñòåðãî Ubisoft òîæå íåìíîæêî ðàäóåò, ÿ âñåãäà èõ ïîäîçðåâàë â òàìïëèåðñòâå. À óæå åñëè ñî ñëåäóþùåãî ãîäà íà ïðèëàâêè ïîñòóïàþò àíèìóñû, òàê òóò óæ íåâîëüíî çàïîäîçðèøü íå÷òî ïîäîçðèòåëüíîå.
Âîîáùå ïðàâäà î "ëó÷øåé èãðå" íàëè÷åñòâóåò. Åñëè óáðàòü íóäíûå è âå÷íî ïîâòîðÿþùèåñÿ ýëåìåíòû, òî â èãðå î÷åíü ìíîãî âñåãî âåñ¸ëîãî. À ÷åãî ñòîèò, íàïèâøèñü ðîìà, íàïåâàòü ïåñíè âìåñòå ñ êîìàíäîé, ãëîòàÿ ñîë¸íûå áðûçãè ìîðÿ – î÷åíü êðóòî!
 èãðå ìíîãî íàäóìàííîãî âðîäå îõîòû íà ìîðñêèõ ÷óäèù. Íî ÷òî áóäåò, åñëè óáðàòü ýòè "íåíóæíûå" ýëåìåíòû? Íå ïðîïàä¸ò ëè î÷àðîâàíèå?  Freedom Cry, ãäå ìû, èãðàÿ íåãðîì, îñâîáîæäàåì ìàðîíîâ – î÷àðîâàíèå ïðîïàëî. Òàì åñòü ñâîé äóõ, ýòî íóæíî ó÷èòûâàòü, íî ýòî íå Black Flag è íå Êåíóýé. Àäåâàëå – áðóòàëüíûé íåãð èç êîìèêñîâîãî ïîðíî, ãäå ó íèõ ìà÷åòå ïî ïîëìåòðà, è ýòèì ìà÷åòå îíè íàêàçûâàþò "íåïîñëóøíûõ". Òóò âñ¸ ñîâïàäàåò. Îí ëîìàåò øåè, à âîò Êåíóýé íà òàêîå íå ñïîñîáåí. Âîîáùå ïîäðàçóìåâàëîñü, ÷òî áóäåò óäåëåíî áîëüøå âíèìàíèÿ àëêîãîëþ, íî âñ¸ ïðîïàëî âòóíå è êðîìå ïàðû ñöåí äà ïàðîäèè íà Äæåêà Âîðîáüÿ íè÷åãîøåíüêè è íåò.
 î÷åðåäíîé ðàç ðàññòðîèëî îáó÷åíèå íà ïîëîâèíó êàìïàíèè ñ êó÷åé íà÷èíàþùèõ ñþæåòíûõ ëèíèé... êîòîðûå ñàìè æå Ubisoft íàøèìè ðóêàìè è îáðûâàåò. Ïî÷òè âñå óáèéñòâà è áèòâû áàíàëüíû â ñòèëå ïåðâûõ AC. Íî ñàìè æå îíè âñ¸ âðåìÿ çàáûâàþò, ÷òî Êåíóýé íå àññàññèí äî êîíöà èãðû. ÎÍ ×¨ÐÒΠÏÈÐÀÒ! È ïîýòîìó ÿ áûë î÷åíü óäèâë¸í è ðàññòðîåí, êîãäà ýòîò ïèðàò áåç îáó÷åíèÿ íà÷àë âòûêàòü âî âñåõ ñêðûòûé êëèíîê è ëàçàòü ïî ñòåíàì, óêðûâàÿñü â ñåíå.
Åù¸ íåìíîæêî ïðî ÊÎÑßÊÈ. Êîãäà ìû òîëüêî âûáèðàåìñÿ íà îñòðîâ è áåæèì çà àññàññèíîì, ìîæíî îõîòèòüñÿ íà æèâîòíûõ. È ÷òî áû âû äóìàëè? Ñíèìàåò øêóðêè ñ íèõ íàø ãåðîé ñêðûòûì êëèíêîì, ïðî êîòîðûé îí åù¸ â ïðèíöèïå çíàòü íå äîëæåí, íå òî ÷òî íîñèòü åãî.
Íà÷èíàåòñÿ âñ¸ âîîáùå êðóòî. Âíåäðÿåìñÿ â òàìïëèåðû. Äóìàåøü, ÷òî ñåé÷àñ áóäåò êðóòåéøèé ñþæåòíûé ïîâîðîò... íî... íî... ÍÈ ÕÐÅÍÀ! Èç òåêñòîâîãî ñîîáùåíèÿ ìû óçíà¸ì, ÷òî íàø ïèðàò íå äîâîëåí äåíåæíûì âîçíàãðàæäåíèåì, ïîýòîìó òóò æå êèäàåò òàìïëèåðîâ è ñëèâàåò ýòó áîãàòåéøóþ ñþæåòíóþ àðêó, õîòÿ óæå óáèë ñ äåñÿòîê àññàññèíîâ. À àññàññèíû? "Ïàðåíü, òû óáèë ìíîãî íàøèõ, ìû íåäîâîëüíû, íî òðîãàòü òåáÿ ìû íå áóäåì"... Ïôô, íå óäèâë¸í, ÷òî îíè âå÷íî ïðîèãðûâàþò. Òðÿïêè êàêèå-òî.
À çà òî, ÷òî ìåíÿ çàñòàâèëè áîëüøå ïÿòèäåñÿòè ðàç ñïðûãèâàòü ñ êîðàáëÿ â âîäó, ïëûòü äî ìàëåíüêîãî îñòðîâêà, îòêðûâàòü òàì ÿùèê èëè åù¸ ÷åãî, à ïîòîì ïëûòü îáðàòíî... âîò çà âñ¸ ýòî íóæíî áðàòü ìà÷åòå Àäåâàëå è äî óïîðà, à òàì ïðîêðóòèòü òðè ðàçà, âûòàùèòü, âñòàâèòü îáðàòíî è ïðîêðóòèòü òðè ðàçà â îáðàòíóþ ñòîðîíó.
Âîò òàê êîñÿê íà êîñÿêå è äåëàåò ýòó èãðó ëó÷øåé â ñåðèè. Õà.
