How to win

1st WAY

1)START MATCHMAKING
2)GET RANDOM DUMBASSES
3)LOSE GAME
DOESNT WORK BLYAT

1)call your retАrded friends
2)start matchmaking
3)lose game
DOESNT WORK BLYAT

1)call your normal friends
2)start matchmaking
3)they call your ???????? and leave
4)lose game
DOESNT WORK BLYAT

BLYAT!