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How To Play Cs:Go with Russians Official Guide

How To Play Cs:Go with Russians Official Guide


NOT A TROLL GUIDE, SEARIOUS GUIDE!



RUSSIANS AREN`T BAD, but the russian speaking russians in your team are pretty annoying.





Step 1: Communicating



RUSSIANS TALKING ENGLISH AND NO RUSSIAN = GOODRUSSIANS TALKING ENGLISH AND RUSSIAN = BADNot all russians are evil, but you won`t know if a polite russian talking english is russian.Tips:*If the russian in your team is talking russian trought voice chat, block him on round 2 or 3, because he won`t back down, he will keep talking russian as much as he wants and if you tell him to talk english he will just tell you to go f*ck yourself in russian. Don`t get mad, block as soon as you can. *If a russian is talking russian in chat, your ears are saved. Remeber, russians refusing to talk english are evil. Block them as soon as you can or they will make you mad with the ussual ''cy*a bljat pashol nahuj noob'' or ''f*cking gamurger'' and so on.*Russians talking english and russian at the same time aren`t really useful, it is your choice, but i reccomend to block them just for the sake of your mental stability.*NEVER USE THE MICROPHONE FOR THE SAKE OF GOD, don`t. They will call you a ''american bi*ch'' even thou you have 30 ping on a europian server.*If a russian is being a d*ck to you - don`t answer and block or apologize!





Step 2: Alternative - Apologize.



You don`t have to block, but you will have to apologize all the time to gain their trust, remember, they are always right!





Step 3: The Disguise



Disguise yourself as a russian and make them trust you, but remember - NO MIC COMMUNICATING AND USE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE. You can also change your name at the start of the game to something russian. IF A RUSSIAN IS BEING A D*CK TO YOU, BLOCK OR/AND DONT ANSWER WITH ANYTHING NEGATIVE!





Step 4: LAST PRECAUTION - The Bait



Tried everything, your losing and teammates are pretty bad?Well, your in a shi*ty team... What do you do? Bait your teammates, or they will bait you. A good thing to know is russian trolls will stay near spawn alot and they will never go to a plant, there is the good news and the bad news.Bad news - Wasting your time, probably shoot you for also staying near spawn.Good news - There is a way to make them go, use that russian translate and tell them in russian to go. You can say ''идти быстро'' what means go fast.Oh yeah! The bait part, pretty self explanatory, bait them if you want to.





Step 5: Possible win



If you did everything right... Buddy, you just made your chances to win a bit better, you didn`t ruin your mood and the russians aren`t raging at you! Congratulations! Maybe you even learnt some new russian words. The key to playing with russians is to not be pis5ed and not to pi5s of the russians, that is why there`s a block buttonHere is my trade offer link if you want to donate :) - http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=129018209&token=GgLLYfld



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