All you need to know about War Thunder (REUPLOAD)

Here are some rules and solutions that will help you through this guide.It's all satire, and I've had some backlash from butthurt fanboys. Remember, this is from my experience! If you don't like it, feel free to hate, no one will listen to your rage.German words!Deutschland = GermanyFlugzeugschule = Flying schoolFlugzeug = PlaneAber = ButDiesen = TheseAmerikanischen = American Soviet technology is superior than anything else in the entire game. Update 1: Exchanging videos for .gifs and pictures, and adding a bit of extra info.You may proceed through the guide now!

.50 cals, .50 cals and more .50 cals! TIME TO LIBERATE SOME COMMIES, NAZIS AND JAPS!: TIER 1. ????ING. SUCKS. Try and get to tier 2 as fast as possible, if you passed, congratulations! But you ain't out of the woods yet private.: Here is where the ride starts. If you picked the Naval line, right off the bat you get 4 .50 cals! Keep going, it gets even better.: Here is the height of the ride, you get 6 .50 cals, amazing dive speed and great high-speed turning abilities! Very stronk! This is also where you get 4 20mm cannons. THAT'S RIGHT. FOUR. TWENTY MMS. Ownage insues!: Here is the final thrill of the ride, where the cannons become a national standard and either the .50 cals are replaced completely or are swapped for the INSANE M3 .50 cals! (Insane fire rate!). It reminds me of another nation, we'll get to that later.: Here is where the fun stops. Yes, it's jets, but you will be rekt by MiGs. Best to stay at Tier 4 and either try another nation or do another line.Congratulations on passing basic training! Now head on out and make us proud!

Ah, wilkommen zu Flugzeugschule! We will educate you on ze German Flugzeug master race!: Diesen Flugzeugen are, as with most planes at this tier very bad! Skip immediately!: Suffer a bit more for your fatherland, if you pass this then you are worthy of the Luftwaffe!: Now that you have proven yourself, you will be rewarded with great Boom and Zoomers that rival Amerikanischen flugzeugen! Many Messerschmitts and FW190s serve you well!: Same planes, aber mit kanonen! 30mm! Das ist 10mm bigger than puny Britischen und Amerikanischen kanonen! Und das super Me-410 can fire 50mm impact bombs!: At zis point der war is not going in our favour, everyone except us seems to have time machines and can send in F-86s and MiG 15s to fight our 262s! The last resort is the Horten 229, with the insane turning time of an I-153! Did I forget to mention it's a jet fighter? But if you get shot, you will burn like a haystack! Ze war is over, but if you so desire, you can still fight! Prove to our opponents that the people of Deutschland will never be deterred! Yes I know German people opposed the war mid 1944 onwards. Now that you have been properly taught, show your expertise in combat! Earn that Iron Cross! Fight f?r Deutschland!

Greetings fine fellow! I see you want to take to the skies, follow me! I'll show you the ways of aviation and we shall teach those Germans a lesson! Tally ho!: Dear god, what were we thinking when we made these flying abominations! You can not destroy any opponent, while they can destroy you with ease. Do try and get past this in time for tea!: Ah, our request for reliable fighters has been fufilled! Wait a minute, it seems they took the same weapons and just gave it more agility, speed and manuverability. Oh well, at least you have a chance at escaping. Looks like you have to endure another tier! Don't give up!: FINALLY! We get adequate weaponry! Looks like we can finally give them what ho! Your 20mm Hispanos are very good at taking out Germans. Not only this, combined with the amazing manuverability of the Spitfire and Typhoon, we can have our cake and eat it too! I wish we had some scones though, that would be the finishing touch.: What's that you say? The same planes? EVEN FASTER? Gordon Bennett, we're on a roll! Yes, it's exactly as it sounds, the same old Spitfires and they made them even more manuverable. Also, we have recieved Mosquitos equipped with a 57mm cannon orignally used as an anti tank gun, called the 6 pounder! Surely a force to be reckoned with.: Time for the jets then! Technology has come a long way! They can obliterate the pitiful 262s and 163s, but are still no match for the MiG 15. Those damn Russians made me spill my tea!Now go out there and make your country proud! We're counting on you to keep Fritz out of London! Let's hope you can make it back in time for tea. It'll definitely be worth the effort.

Ah, welcome Recruit-san. I see you want to prove your ancestors that you are worthy of the experience! Now, before we start the training, I need you to sign this waiver meaning that at any time you are wirring to kamikaze into the enemy. Good! Now ret us start.: A SHAMEFUL DISPRAY! If you haven't committed seppuku yet, you have a lot of courage. Prease continue. : Now we get the honorabru Zero! This can easiry outturn and obliterate filthy American ???????aru with 20mm cannon! Just make sure not to get hit, if you do, you either die instantry or you die in a blaze of honor!: You survived! I am extremery impressed. As a reward, you can now fly out improved fighters with more speed and manuverabirity!: Oh my god, I have never seen such persistance and honor! You shall be rewarded EVEN MORE! Have 20mms and 30mms! If you are as worthy as you say they are, you shall reach the final revel.: The ultimate honor is in you! You are the chosen one after all. Just as the prophecy predicted! But enough of this stereotypical section, it's time for the reality! As you are one of the worthiest aviators we have ever recieved, we shall save you from the kamikaze squad. However, you must uphold your rank! Take some jets and futuristic designed aircraft with you! It's ti-- *insert nuke picture here*Well, this is unpleasant! It was good while it lasted!Now go Recruit-san, fight for your ancestors! If you die, it was never in vain.

Remember how I said the M3 Browning reminds me of another nation? This is that nation. I am not joking, every MG is basically the M3 Browning. Except you get it at Tier 1.: You will fight glorious I-15! Their 4 MGs can rip, burn, penetrate, destroy ANY plane it faces. And I mean ANY plane, I have used it at tier 3 with a moderate success! It also comes equipped with rocket propelled 152mm howitzer shells to destroy any beast it faces! This includes the mighty B-25 and HE-111!: Did you think that was tough? Oh it is only the beginning. Now we field the I-16, which is the I-15, even faster and more manuverable! And on top of this, we now meet the glorious IL-2 Sturmovik! This new fighter carries 2 minigun MGs and 2 new laser cannons! These 2 laser cannons can destroy anything, and I mean ANYTHING that dares engage it in combat! It carries EVEN MORE rockets and bombs! A large selection which you can choose to what you see fit. You can carry 4 50kg/100kg, 8 rocket propelled 152mms, the deadly 203mm Soyuz missiles or how about ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME!. I bet Jerry is ????ting his pants!: Now we get the glorious Yak-9, I-185 and Yer-2! The Yak-9T carries a potent 37mm Mortar lobbing cannon that is a garunteed 1 hit kill to anything but the strongest opponent! If that sounds scary, wait until you see the Yak-9K. This variant carries a deadly 45mm 122mm cannon! The bane of bombers, it can destroy them with ease. Only the strongest of them all, the B-17 can take up to 3 hits. And you can shoot 3 shots in 1 second! Now the Yer-2.The Yer-2, or Imperial Star Destroyer Communist Base Destroyer, is the 2nd best bomber in the game, losing only to the IL-28 jet engined fighter-bomber! This monolith can carry up to 5000kg in bomb load and can fend off even the hardest of fighters with its rear 20mm cannon laser turret! : Xaxaxa, fool! Not giving up yet? Have more OP planes! Yak-3P and Yak-3UT! Both boast 3 20-23mm cannons, and are just as manuverable as its predecessors! And we see the return of the IL-2, redesignated as IL-10!IL-10 now has ditched all MGs, and has gone with the X-Wing style setup of 4 laser cannons! These shred any contender to pieces! The speed and manuverability has also increased.: If you are really that stubborn, it is now time to end you with the final wave! JETS! GLORIOUS JETS! Yak-15, Yak-17, MiG-9, MiG-15 and La-15! MiG 15 obviously being the best, boasting the best armament, best top speed and best rate of climb. In War Thunder, the MiG 15 is known as being the best jet, and outperforming every other country's jets.No one will ever defeat us! çà Ðîäèíó! çà Ñòàëèíà! Çà Ñîâåòñêèé Ñîþç!

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