¤ Don't Starve ¤ A Beginners Guide ¤

Yes we all know that we need to not starve, see the title... "Don't Starve"? Yes it is very straight to the point but not the complete point! It's not all about food, you need to worry about going insane in this wretched place... and your health is very "Vital", geddit? No? Okay then.. Well here we go dwelving into what we know as Don't Starve!

As we know a tall handsome, somewhat creepy, magical man appears infront of our character and informs us to collect food.When he spontaneously pops into a cloud of smoke and lowers into the ground we stand up examined our surrounding environment and Jump right in!Firstly now, we need to collect the basics; Twigs, Grass Tufts, Flint and maybe some Flowers (Only 12 for now is needed), when we have a few of each say ten - twenty grass / twigs / flint and our 12 flower petals, craft a garland. This very slowly and not very effectively increases our important sanity meter! When we have placed the abundant somehow attached together ring atop of our lovely skull we now quickly before the light of Day and Dusk drifts away craft an Axe and chop some nearby trees for atleast 6 - 8 logs and some pinecones.Now the day is nearly through I'm not handing this guide upto you! Ahahahah.... and now we find a peaceful place to rest, (Not in the middle of many trees, they may catch fire.. from our "nice and comfy" fire and we don't want that at such an early stage!) Once the fire is prepared take some caution be aware, of monsters, creeps, ghouls are grousome but especially Charlie the terror of darkness.... *Cough* .... Back to where we were, the fire yes okay, use them pine cones to keep the fire alight at a not tiny but not huge size during the night and we will survive!Now your survived what was possibly your only first night in existence of this dreaded world, be proud of yourself, now back to top priority; food, lots and lots of food! Yes of course we need food we dont want to starve now do we? No! Because thats the name of the game, literally! Okay, I bet you saw them raw carrots and unusually similiar looking berry bushes, eh? eh?, well okay then! Go collect all the food you can find and maybe some more resources while your at it! Good luck Corporal Wilson!

Now we have a considerably large amount of resources and food, time to go to the Real Estate Agent and buy a home! Oh sorry what they dont have them in the world of Don't Starve? Oh okay.... thats a bummer but quite good all the same! That means we get to build our own home! Onward and onforth we shall travel through the land until we come upon a land filled with things with a similiar body to Mammoths, the Beefalo! We want to remember this part of land on the map and go find some boulders with golden veins in them, craft a pick and shove it inside, in and out mine them down until your pick shatters into... air, I suppose? Then collect... "My Precious", uhh I mean your gold nuggets, rocks and flint peices. Mine a few until your pick is broken then return to the spot of destiny, I mean the place near the Beefalos. When you found your Home-to-be say outloud "I do" and spawn in a Ring Thing, or build a Science Machine and never get married to a peice of land... Back to the point why we need beefalos, manure and beefalo wool of course, also if you get lucky try to make it in the middle of a Swamp, Pig Village, Beefalo Herd, Spider Nests and zee Rabeed Hools, oh contraire madam mousel, err, uhh sorry that came outta nowhere. All of these utilities close to eachother would be what I'd call the perfect base! Because we will later on utilize these special spots you spoil sport, you require a spoonful of spanking for trying to be a spunk opening a can of spam with no more then a split spork.Im weird, I know.

Now I am guessing you would've built a firepit kast night to keep you going, right? I hope Charlie didn't, do anything, to you, umm err, Okay now, since you probably did make a fire I'll keep going just for you sir, yes you, by you I mean the individual person(s) reading this guide right now. I know, I broke the fourth wall in a way.Back to business, moe food and a better base, we don't want them damn hounds biting our legs off now do we? I thought not. So go collect yourself lots of stone, flint, twigs, grass, logs and gold, we need it all for my master, I mean, oh what the heck, my master plan to rule your brain cells with Don't Starve knowledge, mwahahahaha, Stone and logs for cut stone / boards combined with golden nuggets, creates a breakthrough in mag?cal scient? called the Alchemy Engine. (Insert Thunder Strikes and Organ Music Here). After you got everything we need, we can get even more stuff, *Gives a smug look*, we're going to put mother natures hand on a hotplate and burn it. Yep, I am totally evil, now go burn down a forest, we need that charcoal for better food experiments, like the Crock Pot and Drying Rack.Done yet? Okay good, now with everything you have craft: Alchemy Engine, Drying Rack, Crock Pot, Pickaxe, Axe, Shovel, Hammer and Razor (For cosmetic purposes).

Now for Don't Starve Tips;

• ¤ To save food and gain food, use carrots to lure bunnies into a false sense of safety then pounce when they start nibbling away.
• ¤ When Beefalo have red butts do not go near them at any cost, ever heard the phrase, ?n Heat"? It is literal in this case it's the middle of summer and could be mating season.
• ¤ Do not go near a horde of Guardian Pigs, they are on aggrovation pills. They need some serious therapy, I know!
• ¤ Thankyou for reading, my guide friends, have a lovely time hunting down food before winter, also, whats up with fridges not making food last longer in winter, would they not become a freezer?

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Òåïåðü âàø âûæèë, ÷òî áûëî âîçìîæíî, âàø åäèíñòâåííûé ïåðâóþ íî÷ü â ñóùåñòâîâàíèè ýòîé óæàñíîé ìèðà, ãîðäèòüñÿ ñîáîé, òåïåðü îáðàòíî â âûñøèé ïðèîðèòåò; ïðîäóêòû ïèòàíèÿ, ìíîãî-ìíîãî åäû! Äà, êîíå÷íî, ìû íóæäàåìñÿ â ïèùå, ìû íå õîòèì, ÷òîáû ãîëîäàòü òåïåðü íàì äåëàòü? Íåò! Ïîòîìó ÷òî òî áóäåò íàçâàíèå èãðû, â áóêâàëüíîì ñìûñëå! Ëàäíî, ÿ óâåðåí, âû âèäåëè èõ ñûðûå ìîðêîâü è íåîáû÷íî ïîõîæ èùóò ÿãîäíûõ êóñòàðíèêîâ, à? à ?, à õîðîøî òîãäà! Ïåðåéòè ñîáèðàòü âñþ åäó ìîæíî íàéòè è, âîçìîæíî, íåêîòîðûå äîïîëíèòåëüíûå ðåñóðñû â òî âðåìÿ êàê âàø íà ýòî! Óäà÷è êàïðàë Óèëñîí! Äîì, ìèëûé äîì. Ãèáðèä êîðîâû è áèçîíà, Sweet ãèáðèä êîðîâû è áèçîíà? ... Òåïåðü ó íàñ åñòü çíà÷èòåëüíî áîëüøîå êîëè÷åñòâî ðåñóðñîâ è ïðîäóêòîâ ïèòàíèÿ, âðåìÿ, ÷òîáû ïîéòè â ðèýëòîðñêèõ è êóïèòü äîì! Ýõ æàëü, ÷òî îíè íå èìåþò èõ â ìèðå íå ãîëîäàþò? Î ïîðÿäêå .... òî áóäåò îáëîì, íî íåïëîõî âñå-òàêè! Ýòî îçíà÷àåò, ÷òî ìû ïîëó÷àåì, ÷òîáû ïîñòðîèòü ñâîé ??ñîáñòâåííûé äîì! Âïåðåä è onforth ìû áóäåì ïóòåøåñòâîâàòü ïî çåìëå, ïîêà ìû íå ïîïàëè íà çåìëè, íàïîëíåííûé âåùàìè ñ ïîõîæ îðãàíà Ìàìîíòû, ãèáðèä êîðîâû è áèçîíà! Ìû õîòèì, ÷òîáû ïîìíèòü ýòó ÷àñòü çåìëè íà êàðòå è ïîéòè íàéòè íåêîòîðûå âàëóíû ñ çîëîòûìè ïðîæèëêàìè â íèõ, âûðàáîòàòü âûáîð è çàñóíóòü åãî âíóòðü, è èç øàõòû èõ, ïîêà âàø âûáîð íå ðàçëåòàåòñÿ íà ... âîçäóõå, ÿ ïîëàãàþ? Òîãäà ñîáèðàòü ... "Ìîé äðàãîöåííûé", ãì, ÿ èìåþ â âèäó âàøè çîëîòûå ñàìîðîäêè, ñêàëû è êðåìíåâûå âèäèìûå äåòàëè. Øàõòà íåñêîëüêî, ïîêà âàø âûáîð íå áóäåò íàðóøåíà, òî âåðíóòüñÿ ê òîìó ìåñòó, ñóäüáû, ÿ èìåþ â âèäó ìåñòî âîçëå Beefalos. Êîãäà âû íàøëè âàø Ãëàâíàÿ-íà-íå áûòü ñêàçàòü Outloud "ß" è èêðó â êîëüöî Thing, èëè ïîñòðîèòü Science ìàøèíû è íèêîãäà íå âûéòè çàìóæ çà peice çåìëè ... Âåðíóòüñÿ ê òî÷êå, ïî÷åìó ìû äîëæíû beefalos, íàâîç è ãèáðèä êîðîâû è áèçîíà øåðñòü êîíå÷íî, òàêæå, åñëè âàì ïîâåçåò ïîïðîáîâàòü ñäåëàòü ýòî â ñåðåäèíå áîëîòà, Ñâèíüÿ-Âèëëèäæ, ãèáðèä êîðîâû è áèçîíà Ñòàäî, Spider ãíåçä è Zee Rabeed Hools, î contraire ìàäàì Mousel, ýýý, ììì æàëü, ÷òî íå âûøëî ñáèëñÿ íèãäå. Âñå ýòè óòèëèòû, áëèçêèõ ê Àôîðèçì áû òî, ÷òî ÿ íàçâàë áû èäåàëüíîé áàçîé! Ïîòîìó ÷òî ìû áóäåì â äàëüíåéøåì èñïîëüçîâàòü ýòè ñïåöèàëüíûå ìåñòà âû ïîðòÿò âèä ñïîðòà, âàì ïîòðåáóåòñÿ ëîæêó ïîðêó çà òî, ÷òîáû áûòü ìóæåñòâî îòêðûòèå áàíêó ñïàìà ñ íå áîëåå ðàñêîë spork.Im ñòðàííî, ÿ çíàþ. Burn, Baby, Ãîðè! Òåïåðü ÿ ïðåäïîëàãàþ, òû áû ïîñòðîèë äëÿ êîñòðà Êàñò íî÷ü, ÷òîáû äåðæàòü âàñ ïðîèñõîäèò, íå òàê ëè? ß íàäåþñü, ÷òî ×àðëè íå, íè÷åãî äåëàòü, ÷òîáû âàñ, ììì ýýý, Õîðîøî, òåïåðü, òàê êàê âû, âåðîÿòíî, ñäåëàë ðàçâåñòè êîñòåð, ÿ áóäó äåðæàòü òîëüêî çà âàìè, ñýð, äà âû, âàìè ÿ èìåþ â âèäó ôèçè÷åñêîå ëèöî (û) ÷òåíèå ýòî ðóêîâîäñòâî ïðÿìî ñåé÷àñ. ß çíàþ, ÿ ñëîìàë ÷åòâåðòóþ ñòåíó òàêèì îáðàçîì. Âåðíóòüñÿ ê áèçíåñó, Ìî ïèùè è ëó÷øåãî áàçû, ìû íå õîòèì, ÷òîáû îíè ïðîêëÿòûå ïñû êóñàòü íîãè îò òåïåðü íàì äåëàòü? ß íå äóìàë, ÷òî. Òàê ÷òî ñîáðàòü ñåáå ìíîãî êàìíÿ, êðåìíÿ, âåòîê, òðàâû, ëåñà è çîëîòà, ìû äîëæíû âñå ýòî äëÿ ìîåãî õîçÿèíà, ÿ èìåþ â âèäó, î ÷åì, ÷åðò âîçüìè, ìîé ìàñòåð-ïëàí, ÷òîáû èñêëþ÷èòü êëåòêè ìîçãà ñ íå ãîëîäàþò çíàíèÿ, mwahahahaha Ñòîóí è æóðíàëû äëÿ ðåçêè êàìíÿ / ïëàò â ñî÷åòàíèè ñ çîëîòûìè ñàìîðîäêàìè, ñîçäàåò ïðîðûâ â âîëøåáíûé scient? ïîä íàçâàíèåì Alchemy äâèãàòåëÿ. (Âñòàâüòå Ãðîì íàíîñèò è îðãàííîé ìóçûêè çäåñü). Ïîñëå òîãî êàê âû ïîëó÷èëè âñå, ÷òî íóæíî, ìû ìîæåì ïîëó÷èòü äàæå áîëüøå ìàòåðèàëà, * Äàåò ñàìîäîâîëüíûé âçãëÿä *, ìû ñîáèðàåìñÿ ïîñòàâèòü ìàòü ïðèðîä ðóêó íà ýëåêòðè÷åñêîé ïëèòêå è çàïèñàòü åãî. Äà, ÿ ïîëíîñòüþ çëî, ñåé÷àñ èäóò æå÷ü ëåñ, íàì íóæíî ÷òî óãîëü äëÿ ëó÷øèõ îïûòîâ ïèùåâûõ, êàê êàñòðþëþ è ñòîéêè âûñûõàíèÿ. Ñîâåðøåíî åùå? Õîðîøî õîðîøî, òåïåðü âñå, ÷òî âàì åñòü ðåìåñëî: Àëõèìèÿ äâèãàòåëÿ, ñóøèëêà, Êðîê Ïîò, êèðêà, òîïîð, ëîïàòà, ìîëîòîê è Razor (Äëÿ êîñìåòè÷åñêèõ öåëåé). Íåêîòîðûå çàêëþ÷èòåëüíûå ñîâåòû, ïðåæäå ÷åì îòïðàâèòüñÿ. Òåïåðü äëÿ íå ãîëîäàþò Ñîâåòû; ¤ Äëÿ ñîõðàíåíèÿ ïðîäóêòîâ ïèòàíèÿ è óñèëåíèÿ ïèùó, èñïîëüçîâàòü ìîðêîâü, ÷òîáû çàìàíèòü êðîëèêîâ â ëîæíîå ÷óâñòâî áåçîïàñíîñòè, òî íàáðîñèòüñÿ, êîãäà îíè íà÷èíàþò ãðûçòü ïðî÷ü. ¤ Êîãäà ãèáðèä êîðîâû è áèçîíà åñòü êðàñíûå çàäíèöû íå ïðèáëèæàéòåñü ê íèì ëþáîé öåíîé, êîãäà-ëèáî ñëûøàëè ôðàçó, íà òåïëî "? Ýòî áóêâàëüíîå â äàííîì ñëó÷àå ýòî ñåðåäèíà ëåòà è ìîæåò áûòü áðà÷íûé ïåðèîä. ¤ Íå ïðèáëèæàéòåñü îðäû Õðàíèòåëåé Ñâèíåé, îíè íàõîäÿòñÿ íà aggrovation òàáëåòêè. Îíè äîëæíû ìàñòåðèíã òåðàïèþ, ÿ çíàþ! ¤ Ñïàñèáî çà ÷òåíèå, ìîè íàïðàâëÿþùèå äðóçüÿ, åñòü ïðåêðàñíîå âðåìÿ îõîòû íà ïèùó ïåðåä çèìîé, òàêæå, ×òî ñ õîëîäèëüíèêàìè íå äåëàåò ïèùó äîëüøå çèìîé, îíè áû íå ñòàëè ìîðîçèëüíèê?