Hi bro! Welcome to my guide. Please, enjoy your stay and have some tea and cookies :) First of all we'd like to say that this guide is written ONLY about russian IDIOTS, we dont say every russian player is bad. There are lots and lots of russians who play better than we do, and we have no claims to them. Also, as 3s23p6 said, " every family has its black sheep", so there are idiots in every nation, but we know much more about russian idiots and that's why this guide is written about them. And, I'd like to add, that "Russian idiot" is firstly idiot, not Russian, and it can be said about any nation, yes. It's like Hyena and Bear- both are carnivora, but we all know, that they're not the same.Further we'll try to replace some "bad words" on good ones because this ???? (<-----) censor keeps doing this with our writings and we dont know how to turn it off. So every time you'll see words "good, skilled, adequate, clever etc" quoted you should know what we mean, because there is nothing good in this guys (some mistakes in swearings we left are made on purpose).There are tons of guides about every single hero, but there arent that many guides about types of players. We will consider one type of players: russian pricks. These differ from usual pricks, because they are the worst.Russian talkings, "deliberate" moves, bad microphones, no manners, unpausing games, full damage builds. Tired of that? Here's a short summary of how to avoid your upcoming 30 minutes of hell.If you see something like: "Я на Б с АВП, мне всё пох, раки ????????????, дниве", feel free to report this guy and leave. Don't try to chat with him, it can cause brain desease, really, don't even dare. The other thing you shouldnt do when your team is filled up with "valueable players" is trying to win the game. Its absolutely pointless and even if you do you wont get any satisfaction, because "professional gamers" will probably think you won because of their good playz. I also have to mention the fact they dont deserve wins, because if they get wins they become even more "adequate" and cocky. The only thing they deserve is eternal squirming in agony somewhere in hell! Firstly,-If you saw a guy doing something like this I'm 90% sure that he is Russian. Really.P.S. we should differ new players from idiots. New guys are rarely as agressive as idiots are, and all they need is just some advices. If they are clever they will listen to your advices, if not- they are idiots. (New players can also be idiots. Im talking about their behaviour).

Nickname is a main checkpoint in this game. Once the number of silly nicknames reached critical mass, you'll find yourself in one of those games, you'd never like to play.So now I'll try to show you all types of silly russian nicknames, THEY use to show us how "clever" they are:-Using words "Rak", "Dno"-Using numbers 228, 14, 18, 88, 1337, 666 and any combination of them-Using russian words like "НАГИБАТОР, ЕБАШЕР, ТАЩЕР"-Using their date of birth (russian kids are 1000 times worse than russian olds)-UsInG TiTlE LeTtErS LiKe ThIs-Using lots of brackets ( )))))))))))) ) or lots of symbols like @, <>, * (or both)-USING A LOT OF CAPS LIKE THAT

Lets talk about their behaviours. We will try to consider every possible way of behaviour.At first lets talk about COMMUNICATION.There are 3 possible options:1) Muted or just silent russian idiot. Nothing to say. At least they don't talk.2) Chatting. If they do, they will probably chat with you on russian, because their education is bad and they just dont know what you're saying. I can tell you their approximate words: they will probably say something like "Learn russian, you silly bourgeois", "I don't give a cluck", "My team is so bad" and etc. I'd recommend you to mute them ASAP.3) Russian with a micro. These are the worst. As soon as they turn on their micro your ears will probably start bleeding, so once again I'd recommend you to mute them ASAP. Unfortunately I can't say what will they be talking about (no doubt they will be talking russian) because most "geniuses" have very cheap micro and very unintelligent voice of an old bom; and even I haven't got a single clue what are they talking about.Now lets move to INGAME BEHAVIOUR.If they die somewhere near you they will undoubtedly blame you. From now on menthally challenged people will try to spoil your game at all costs.-If you are losing the game, they will blame you.-If you are winning the game, they will behave themselfs like they helped you (Even if they didn't helped you).

You see these words used in chat @ you press report button. Simple as that.Рак, дно - NoobЕб@л твою мать, твоя мать шJ|юхa (J| is a Л (л) letter. Censor keeps covering this word)- Your mother is a good woman (you know what I mean. Phrase can vary, the only thing that you should know that words "мать, мама, мамаша, матушка" mean mother)Да п0xyй мне! - I dont give a cluckБуржуй, гук, чурка, америкос, американец - ForeignerДропни мне сук@ - drop for me, @sshole.Cyк@ - BeetchМид - MidРепорт - Report)))))))) - :) Basically this is the one of the main clues that will help you to differ russian player from eu player. Most russians dont use completed smiles like this ":)", they just spam with brackets like that "))))". The more brackets they use- the stupider they are. 1 or 2 is fine though.Команда - TeamТащy, затащу, закеррю - Carry ("I will carry my team" for example, that meaning.)С0сать, фидить - To suck, to feedПид0р - FagggotБомбануло, напекло, припекло, пригорело - ButthurtOf course, I can't list all the words russian idiot can use (even though their vocabulary is poor), but these words are used by them in 90% of cases.And most important thing (you really have to remember this one), these are some of Russian letters, if you will see anyone writing a word with these letters, he's 100% Russian: Й, Ц, Щ, Ъ, Ы, Ъ, Д, Ф, Ю and Я.

We came to a part which tells us why most of them are so "good" (described their train of thoughts at the end of the previous chapter). Now, just to make things clear, I'd like to say that team listed here is really good, goddem they are professional players, and of course I don't even dare to flame or judge them. The thing I wanna say is that most russian idiots are led by example, and this expample is most certainly... Natus Vincere . If you ask me to refine, I will say Markeloff Russians do not like Markeloff playing games, they actually GLORY him by the all means of this word. I guess the key factor is that Markeloff actually an ukrainian. (Russia, Belarus, Ukraine. These three CIS countries are mostly the same thing, trust me, I know what Im saying).Interesting fact: most of idiots dont even know the nicknames of the other players of Navi team.

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